SONG KangHo
CHANG JinYoung
CHANG HangSun PARK SangMyun
SONG YoungChang JUNG Woongln
LEE KiYoung SHIN HaKyun KO HoKyung (Guest Appearances)
The Foul King
..and keep in mind this will severely impact the performance evaluation.
Furthermore..
..it states here that somebody..
..somebody..
..hasn't opened even a single new account.
While I'd like to single him out and maybe..
..humiliate him in front of everyone..
..today, we will not do that for the sake of what, saving face.. do we say?
One more thing..
From now on, if you're late for the morning meeting,
don't bother coming in.
Are we clear on that?
Get busy now!
The Head Lock of Horror
So why were you late?
My neck! My neck!
You little wimp! Anymore tardies?
No, no.
Try 'n' get out of this. Kind of tough, huh?
Welcome to the real world.
It's a jungle out there. If you're weak, you die. Get it?
Yes, Sir. /lt's a matter of strength!
When will you ever learn..?
Hey! Choi Doo-Shik! /Yes, Sir!
Got any clients, yet? /Barely signed one up. How 'bout you?
Asked a buddy for help, but I'm not sure..
Say, wanna go for a drink?
Nah. Got an appointment.
Ah, come on. /Sorry. Prior engagement.
Traitor! What happened to living and dying together?
Gotta go. /Hey, Doo-Shik.
Come on, man! Choi Doo-Shik!
Still hanging around, Mr. Im? /Not for long.
Hey, Sang-Pil?
Mind and Body? /lt's a room salon.
The owner's an army buddy of mine..
..wants to see you 'cause he can't understand a thing.
These people have savings accounts, too?
Anyway, I got ya. Thanks.
Suppose I come here 'n' work out, do some body-building, huh?
Tae Kwon Do isn't about body-building. It's mental discipline.
Say, do you teach anything else?
Like how to get out of a head lock..
A true martial artist never gets trapped like that.
Look.
Say a guy comes up to you to put on a head lock..
Then all you do is kick, k-kick-kick!
What if, what if you're actually caught?
When you're caught?
So, boom! You're stuck, right? Here's the face..
All you do is just go like this with your leg,
and just kick!
How 'bout when you're caught sideways? /Sideways? Ah, sideways, right?
So you're stuck. The guy's face is here..
..then, you go like this and just kick!
So he's here now, right?
So you just kick.. like that?
There you go!
Right. I think I'll be leaving now.
What, already?
I'll just go like this! /lt's not wrestling, you know.. Dae-Ho!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Wrestlers Needed
Wrestling Uniforms Free of Charge
Ah, President Park! Yes, of course. I know.. Well, the.. just a moment..
about the issue we discussed before.. I'm afraid we can't.
Why not?
Well, who knows?
Oh, the higher-ups don't like you I hear..anyway..
I guess this rings even during calls..
Oh, Managing Director Kim! Wow! It's windy here, is it windy there, too?
Why is it windy? Well, it's just blowing. It blows and..
I'm hanging up.
Combat Techniques Applicable to Daily Living!
How are you doing?
It's the first time.. for me to be with a man..
Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Wanna know what that is?
We've got the second quarter performance evaluation..
..and customer feedback cards!
Guess what it says..
Hello.
Ah, ah.. yes.. no problem.
I was hoping to pay my respects anyway.. Right, right.
Certainly..
Why, thank you.
What the fuck are you?
Get the fuck out!
Huh?
Didn't you hear me?
I said get out!
Awesome Power!
Jang's Pro-Wrestling Gymnasium
Long-suffering!
Seventeen seven...
Seventeen eight!
Why aren't you in practice? Get rid of that ping pong table!
Who the fuck?
Yeo Kun-Bu and his nutcrackers, Kim II and the nuclear head butt..
..Chun Kyu-Duk and the Tangsoo-chop, Chang Young-Chul and the drop kick!
Shit, those were the days..
Say, tell me something..
..that Ultra Tiger Mask, the King of cheating techniques, wasn't that you?
Wow, that was something!
Everyone liked Kim Il, but not me.
I liked him. Loved it whenever he came on!
Shit, he was the Master! And the Ultra Power Boom Boom!
It's the foul and cheating that topped it all.
Why, there's that slipper.. this thing with nails in it..
He'd swipe the other guy's face and then there's the blood, gore and oooh!
..and then you turn the other cheek, and whish!
He was the nastiest of the nastiest!
So what the fuck brings you here? /Huh?
Head locks.. that's a wrestling thing, right?
This one time I got caught and couldn't get out!
How do you free yourself from that?
I said just go home. /Wait! I really want to learn..
You think this is just some Tae Kwon Do studio you just walk into?
I did sports in my school days. /Yeah, like what?
Long distance running.
Well, you just run all the way back home then.
No, you don't understand.
Can't you just show me how to get out of a head lock?
Shit, another stubborn asshole.
Okay, try 'n' grab me..
Harder.. harder!
Get lost!
Mister, Minister.. I mean, Master!
Didn't I tell you not to go this way.
Get over here, you piece of shit..
Stand straight.. you low life. I'll squash your head like a melon.
Scumbag!
Hey, you. Get over here!
Hey, what's going on here?
Just go on home, Gramps!
What the..?
I've got a younger brother like you at home.
And I've got an older one like you, shithead! So what?
Where did he go, that son of a bitch!
Hello? Yes.. who's this?
There he is!
Looking for pairs?
You should come home earlier. Do you know what time it is?
Bet you're late for work everyday, aren't you?
And you've been drinking, too!
Wow! What a nose!
You're a real bloodhound, Pops!
What the fuck kind of shit is that to your old man?
Besides, what's with your nose?
Oh, this. I sort of ran into something on the way home.
Your boss must be a real sweetheart to keep you around!
Hold it, Pops! Sure you wanna do that?
Look, you've got the first pair alright and the next one, too, but you forgot..
Where..?
Here! Go for this and..
..oops, guess I was wrong.
Just go to sleep, especially if you don't know shit from dog shit!
Pops.. Sir, enjoy yourself.
Don't enjoy yourself too much now.
I'm sorry.
If you're sorry then just go to sleep!
Okay.
That's what I've got for a son? Why should I be so fortunate!
I dedicate this song and this belt to the woman I love, Miss Jo!
A girl.. with dark and lovely eyes..
On the outside she seems so haughty..
But her heart is smooth as silk..
I've really fallen for her...
She's got to have a heart to be a woman...
A pretty face isn't just a woman..
When she gives her heart for all time..
She is a true woman..
When you love a woman..
Love can be blind.. but even so..
She's..
What's going on? What the f..? Hey, man, I'm singing!
What the f..?
Who's that?
Just hold on now. There's more.
Come here!
Take this!
So, it doesn't want to come off?
Let's have a look at you!
Yikes! Mommee! Who's this?
My neck! My neck!
Why are you doing this to me? What do you want?
What's this now?
One Minute!
Haven't exercised in a while.. bit of a haul I'd say.
Still got here in under one minute from the bus station!
Can I see the Coach?
How could you do this to me?
What makes you so damn important after the fact?
So you're a big shot 'cause you brought in a sponsor and got the TV rights?
Who's this? Okay. Alright.
Hey! Don't just stand around like jerks.
Go get something to eat.
Fair enough. There's one condition.
No big deal, really. Just train me a wrestler who specializes in cheating.
What?
Well, there's a reason Yubiho's agreed to a fight..
..afterwards, he's got a tour in Japan.
He's up against this 'death match' guy.
A real killer, know what I mean?
I think the Japanese are coming to see Yubiho's potential.
So he wants a real crowd pleaser.
So hell, why not a fun character?
I talked to Coach Lee and they refuse to train a cheating wrestler.
That's why you're going to bring me one.
Bring me somebody fun, lots of character.. like Ultra Tiger Mask!
Looks like the Coach is going to be late.
How about tomorrow, instead?
Oh, it's okay.. don't mind me.
Yeah..
Bank Clerk, Now a Wrestling Cheat
Hello? /Mr. Im. It's me, Jang.
Ah, yes.. How are you, Coach?
Um, well, let's see.. Still interested in wrestling?
What? Yeah, sure!
There's a match tomorrow.
Know the village of Sang-Chun?
Take the #77 bus and get off at the village.
Walk another five minutes and you'll get to a school.
Sang.. what? Number 77? Nice number!
Change buses!
Ah, change buses?
Right, got it. I got it!
Pro-Wrestling Match
What's so funny?
Sorry.
There's no character. No impact to the match.
You want me to cheat, all the time?
You're the 'Foul King'! All you have to do is cheat.. and well!
The Ultra Tiger Mask had the neatest move.
Ultra Tiger Power Bang or something.
The "Ultra Tiger Thunder Power Bomb".
Anyway, you've gotta learn the ropes!
Um, cheating's also a technique?
Everything's possible because everything's a technique.
Oh, I see.
So, let's have a toast!
Why the laugh? /lt's just so funny.
You going to laugh like that during the match?
The match.. Whew! I'll have to do well.
Okay, let's have a drink. /Yes, sir.
Aren't we going? /Uh, yeah, let's get going..
What the hell are you waiting for.. Get up! Let's go!
Don't just sit there, say hello to each other.
I told you, this is the new guy who came to learn pro-wrestling.
Pleased to meetcha. My name is lm Dae-Ho.
I'm Mt. Taebaik. /I'm Mt. Odai.
Mt. Taebaik and Mt. Odai? You're both mountains..
Mountains..
This is our loan officer.
Pleasure to meet you. My name is Hwang.
Nice to meet you. My name is Choi. /Ah, yes.
Thank you in advance for your help.
Okay, you can go now.
Yes, sir.
Mister!
Go change your clothes, please.
What in the world are you wearing?
Do you think you're at a match? /Pardon?
Go change into something else.
Right.
Okay, let's start with a basic strength test.
Jockey position, please.
Where's the Coach?
Jockey position! /What?
Huh? But where's the Coach?
You think this is some sort of joke?
Yes?
Raise your arms a little higher.
Take a rest now.
Those with below-average performances Mr. Choi Doo-Shik, Mr. Im Dae-Ho..
Mr. Choi, Mr. Im, get over here now.
Just what the hell is going on here?
Do you know where I've just been?
I've been with personnel!
Of some 6000 workers, from 300 banks,
guess how your performances rate?
They came to take your performance profiles!
Not just one, but two from this branch alone!
How? How could you do this to me? To me!
Terribly sorry. /Very sorry, sir.
Get me the customer account listing, and you, get me an evaluation report.
Right away.
Sir, I've been unable to complete the list due to certain irregularities.
What? Why complicate matters?
Just get Mr. Park to co-sign and authorize it.
I still don't have authorization from the top.
As you know, this amount is quite large.. and it's a credit loan, not a collateral..
Okay, I'll take full responsibility. Just take care of it by the 15th. Got it?
Understood?
Wow, are all these stuff for cheating?
Hey, this is a fork!
It's a wooden fork painted silver. You'll be using that one quite often.
Eiken Haruka and Abdulah the Butcher used to use this a lot.
Oh, this one looks real enough, huh?
That one's genuine. The next one is a prop.
Okay, extend this line from your shoulders to your toes.
Raised heel. See? See?
You see? Alright, now it's your turn.
Relax your shoulders! Hey, are your heels raised? Yeah. You're doing well.
But do I have to keep this line extended? It's a little.. uncomfortable.
Good grief! A pro-wrestler has to entertain! Now, what else should I teach you?
How about escaping from a head lock.
Right. I'll teach you how to escape from a head lock and do an arm twist as well.
Okay, try to break me.
Hey.. hey! /Yeah?
Let go. /Why?
Just let go. /But why?
Let's try that one again.
Okay, don't twist me too quickly. Slowly..
Alright, how's that? /Hey it hurts! It hurts!
Really? Are you in pain?
Who doesn't feel pain when his arm's twisted?
How come..
Now, what else? /The Cobra Twist.
How about something else?
You don't know the Cobra Twist? /Of course I know it.
Look. Look here.
Okay, this is the twist. Put your legs here, like this.
Twist your arms this way. You're doing well. One, two..
Does it hurt? /No, not really.
Does it hurt.. now? /I'm alright.
Huh? Once you get caught like this, you can't really get up..
What do you mean, I can't get up?
Pain? What's this? You got caught?
Are you really a pro-wrestler?
Shall we raise our arms a little? Good.
Very nice. We're taking our picture..
Stay.. taking our picture.. Great! Once more.
One..
Two.. Three..
Four..
Try to get out.. try.
Are you just coming in now?
No, I'm just leaving, on my way to the office to get an early start.
Ooh, the weather looks..
Hey, get back inside and go to bed!
Who in the world goes to work at this time of night?
When will you ever grow up, I wonder..
King!
Got it? Don't worry about me and just attack me with full force.
Right? Got it?
Don't get nervous and do it like we practiced.
Dae-Ho! Pay attention! Got your gadgets?
Oh, right. The fork.
How can you think of it just now?
Dae-Ho.
Uh, just a minute.
Dae-Ho.
Fork.. fork.. where the hell is my fork?
Hey, either break me or come at me. /What?
I said, break me.. or come at me.
Powder, use your powder! /Powder?
Huh? It's blood! I'm bleeding..
What the..?
Thank you. Thank you very much.